{"id":1129,"date":"2020-12-13T20:54:49","date_gmt":"2020-12-13T20:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unseenreality.org\/?p=1129"},"modified":"2021-02-14T18:36:51","modified_gmt":"2021-02-14T18:36:51","slug":"age-adjustment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unseenreality.org\/index.php\/2020\/12\/13\/age-adjustment\/","title":{"rendered":"AGE ADJUSTMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1129-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/unseenreality.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/AGE-ADJUSTMENT.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/unseenreality.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/AGE-ADJUSTMENT.mp3\">http:\/\/unseenreality.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/AGE-ADJUSTMENT.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><em><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-color\">&#8220;OLD GRAY MARE&#8221; IS GOOD<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<h5 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>When you think you&#8217;re young and you&#8217;re not&#8230;.<\/strong><br><strong>When you live in a plump body and think you&#8217;re slim&#8230;.<\/strong><br><strong>When you do once what you&#8217;ve done a million times and<\/strong><\/h5>\n<h5 style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><strong>It&#8217;s just a mess&#8230;.<\/strong><\/h5>\n<h5 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>When you want to run, but you&#8217;re afraid to walk&#8230;.<\/strong><br><strong>When you think a thought three times and forget it before you can say it&#8230;.<\/strong><br><strong>When you just can&#8217;t get upset about politics&#8230;.<\/strong><\/h5>\n<h5 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>It&#8217;s probably time for an age adjustment,<\/strong><br><strong>Like a chiropractic session for the attitudes.<\/strong><\/h5>\n<h5 style=\"padding-left: 120px;\"><strong>1. Youth has neither wisdom nor understanding.<\/strong><br><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ponder from your gray height.<\/strong><br><strong>2. Skinny is neither healthy nor desirable.<\/strong><br><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dine with confidence and high good humor.<\/strong><br><strong>3. Stop doing things you can&#8217;t and learn new things you can.<\/strong><br><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After all, been there done that, means stop wasting time.<\/strong><br><strong>4. Consider the merits of the turtle<\/strong><br><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And conform.<\/strong><br><strong>5. Silence is golden, and whatever it was<\/strong><br><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Was not important.<\/strong><br><strong>6. 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