I love you beyond all understating,
To the ends of time and back.
Nothing you can do or say will ever change my
Heart.
Now, if you love me:
Don’t knock on my door.
Don’t yell through my door.
Don’t open my door.
If you lost something, find it.
If you can’t find it, look again.
If you need something, get it.
If you broke something, fix it.
If you’re hungry, eat something.
If you’re dirty, wash up.
if you want something, get it.
If you need a ride, find your bike.
“I don’t know” is the answer to all other questions.
“I don’t care” is my response to all complaints.
Whatever it is, I can’t figure it out for you.
Do it yourself.
